oreodan:

Dan and Phil: *announce that phan is real*

Phandom: 


I genuinely enjoyed Dan’s liveshow! I missed the first half of it, but I liked it! Would recommend it to those who want to start watching them. 

He talked about TV shows, anime, other youtubers, Vidcon, going to the dentist, how funny he thought Phil was in the recent radio show, how happy he was that Phil got to 1million followers, Phil made noises in the background, he stuck stickers to his face, his t-shirt was freaking adorable, he made some pretentious points about his favourite colour, he insulted cows…It was good!


I’m definitely Pro-Selfie. I think that anybody who’s Anti-Selfie is really just a hater. Because, truthfully, why shouldn’t people take pictures of themselves ? When I’m on Instagram and I see that somebody took a picture of themselves, I’m like ‘Thank You’.
I don’t need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There’s only one you.
I could Google image search ‘the sky’ and I would probably see beautiful images to knock my socks off. But I can’t google, you know ‘what does my friend look like today?’
For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world - I think that’s a great thing
Ezra Koenig being the most adorable human being ever (via damnthosebands)

(via theprincessandthesquid)



You are clearly not in the same place right now…so how are you still tweeting at the exact same times?!?! 

This is ridiculous. 


Oh my god, so my windows are all open today due to overwhelming hotness in England rn, and I’m casually sat on my sofa when all of a sudden these two massive flies comes zooming in, buzzing hysterically at one another, fly around the room, continuously bobbing up and down behind plants and chairs and photo frames until suddenly they both bunk down behind the TV, freeze and shut up. 

Just as three police sirens go off in the street behind my house. 

What the hell did you flies do. 


Q
hello just read ur last post y is everyone talking about a phan tape with jim if there is one where is it on
A

Because Dan made and edited the audio of Phil’s collab video with Jim to make it sound really sexual, and posted it on his tumblr. 


Eurgh Dan you’re such a little weirdo. 

Do other Youtubers make audio sex tapes of their flatmates? 

I’ve never seen Caspar or Joe do this. 


Dan…with the Phil and Jim sex tape…and the editing…and the…why?

Just why?

*Also Phil sounded incredibly dominant and kinky in the ‘no don’t speak’ section of the clip. I rather enjoyed it*


AU where Dan and Phil get invited to a last minute fancy dress party and end up going as each other. Dan in Phil’s gengar t-shirt and space coat, Phil in the leather shirt and spiky shoes…


Without Coviction

anerdwithakoreanhaircut:

Prompt is from phanfic's challenge of the week: 80's songfic! (x)

Mine is an angsty version of Karma Chameleon, and I hope it works out.

Warnings: Swears

Rating:PG-13

Genre: Angst

Summary: Phil has a secret that will crush Dan. (wow how cliche sounding…shush just read it). Written in first person, you read as Dan for the majority of the fic until the last section where you read as Phil.

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I dislike phanfiction on principle. But I read that. And I got very very very very involved in it. And by the end of it…I really hated Phil Lester. I have never gotten that into a phanfiction before!! I usually just read them and cringe but I was like gripping my face and swearing the whole way through that! Congrats on the brilliant writing skills, dude! Seriously!


Q
SORRY IM SPAMMING YOU WITH LIKES AND REBLOGS
A

nikkijusttalk:

 I KNOW RIGHT!! YOU’VE CREATED A FANBLOG ABOUT ME! IT’S BEAUTIFUL

Also, dude, where the hell is your ask box? I need to connect with my fans and keep them engaged with my services. 


Q
SORRY IM SPAMMING YOU WITH LIKES AND REBLOGS
A

 I KNOW RIGHT!! YOU’VE CREATED A FANBLOG ABOUT ME! IT’S BEAUTIFUL